Iceman

monicalewinsky1996:

i need constant reassurance and sex

(via the-pompadourette)

taherehmafi:

ransom and i got married several months ago in an intimate ceremony, but recently had a larger reception for more family and friends, and it was a blast! as we’re both writers, it seemed fitting to have the event at one of our favorite bookstores: the last bookstore in downtown LA. we’ve had a lot of requests for photos, so i thought i’d drop a few here. hope you enjoy them as much as we do! 

:::for the especially curious:::

my bouquet: was made from the pages of ransom’s novel (miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children).

our photographers: brandon + katrina of brandon wong photography.

venue: the last bookstore in downtown los angeles.

catering: the extremely fabulous heirloomla.

flowers: from floral art!

rentals: furniture from found rentals, dishes from dishwish!

the band: one of our favorite local indie bands, the gallery.

hugs and books!

xx

tahereh

(via indefinableheart)

maxxfisher:

Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman for WONDER WOMAN XXX: AN AXEL BRAUN PARODY
How is it that porn gets the look of Wonder Woman and the costume right yet no one in Hollywood can seem to do it?

maxxfisher:

Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman for WONDER WOMAN XXX: AN AXEL BRAUN PARODY

How is it that porn gets the look of Wonder Woman and the costume right yet no one in Hollywood can seem to do it?

(via funkasauraussex)

People get drunk
They hook up with the wrong person
And pretend to be okay
People act tough
And get mad


People will do anything to distract their heart.
They will do anything to distract it from missing someone.

Distraction in its true form (via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

(Source: novemberdepth, via swimminginawishingwelll)

afro-dominican:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

This speaks to me so much. I want to cry. Wow

(via this--too--shall--pass)

missfattbooty:

death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

I have that problem with men, they love stalking me

missfattbooty:

death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

I have that problem with men, they love stalking me

funkasauraussex:

stfueverything:

brundle-bambi:

grrspit:

zenodotus5:

cognitivedissonance:

brooklynmutt:

Now on your restaurant bill: Obamacare fee

I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.

Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.

^^^
No lie. 

You’re willing to pay 2.50 for an iced tea and 6.50 for a hot dog and yet you bitch about .20 going to give employees health coverage? Get outta my face.

^^^^priorities


Fucking THIS. Human decency. It’s a thing.

funkasauraussex:

stfueverything:

brundle-bambi:

grrspit:

zenodotus5:

cognitivedissonance:

brooklynmutt:

Now on your restaurant bill: Obamacare fee

I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.

Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.

^^^

No lie. 

You’re willing to pay 2.50 for an iced tea and 6.50 for a hot dog and yet you bitch about .20 going to give employees health coverage? Get outta my face.

^^^^priorities

Fucking THIS. Human decency. It’s a thing.

Plot Twist: You meet someone on tumblr who's attractive, likes you back, and lives really close to you.